This ain’t no Lisa Frank slumber party, b*tch*s. The following pictures are the most awesome, hardcore, kickass unicorns on the Internet. They’re even tougher than 10 Hardcore Pieces Of Furniture and more amazing than these 10 Awesome Videos Of Bones Breaking. These are the unicorns little girls are afraid to ride. Think you’ve got what it takes to tame one of these bad boys? Check out this gallery of 20 Pictures Of Badass Unicorns and decide for yourself.
20. Dolphin-Fighting Unicorn
Giant Horn vs. Flipper Claws = Epic Battle (Image via Twatter)
19. Skeleton Unicorn
No flesh, just attitude. (Image via Raincoaster)
18. Metal Unicorn
Rock out with your horn out. (Image via Night Shades)
17. Diablo Unicorn
Finally, unicorn rainbow farts help you win video games. (Image via FPS Grrl)
16. Robot Unicorn
They think regular unicorns are obsolete and plan to destroy them all. (Image via Unicorn Wolf Laserz)
15. Jedi Unicorn
Let the horn be with him. (Image via Gremlin Dog)
14. Dolphin-Humping Unicorn
The results of #20 are in.
13. Dark Unicorn
The Batman of unicorns. (Image via Photobucket)
12. Cyclops Unicorn
One eye, one horn, and no chance to survive it. (Image via Partners In Design)
11. Killer Unicorn
The teddy bear murderer is still at large. (Image via Super Punch)
10. Charlie The Unicorn
“Candy Mountain, Charlie!” (Image via Newgrounds)
9. Bear Fighting Unicorn
When President Obama teams up with a unicorn, no bear is safe. (Image via Undecided Eyepatch)
8. Tattoo Unicorn
If you see a guy at a bar with this tattoo, stay out of his way. (Image via Tattoos 99)
7. Barfing Unicorn
This unicorn knows how to party. (Image via Stuff Jen Says)
6. Zombie Unicorn
Hoooorrrrrnnnnssss… (Image via ThePotato-Unicorn)
5. Radioactive Unicorn
Good luck with that one, Samson. (Image via BoingBoing)
4. Hot Warrior’s Unicorn
Combined they are called “Boobicorn.” (Image via Vinyl Collective)
3. Pony Destroyer Unicorn
My Little Corpses. (Image via MyBlogLog)
2. Robocop’s Unicorn
Robocop is gonna clean up Detroit — by any magic means necessary. (Image via Photobasement)
1. Gun-Toting Unicorn
Watch. Out. For. Unicorns. (Image via DeviantArt)
“Horny” for more unicorns? Look at these additional Barack Obama/unicorn team-up paintings. Also, these 20 Crazy and Ridiculous Pictures of Bill Cosby are simply amazing.
This post was written by Geoffrey Golden, who hopes to be reincarnated as Robocop’s Unicorn.
